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No Catnip Before Catnap

by Richard Glenn Schmidt

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Side A - Catnip 23:54
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Side B - Catnap 23:22
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After consulting with the FOACFAC (Felines of America Counsel Fur Aesthetics Coalition), I was granted permission to attempt to create an auditory simulation based on the One True Cat Law, No Catnip Before Catnap. My goal was to establish a state of so-called "cat-like" relaxation and oneness in regards to the listener's location in the First Universe. Traditionally, the standard waiting time for the Creation Forms to process can be up to nine (9) lifetimes. But after I expressed certain concerns for the well-being of certain parties, I was granted a Sound Need Emergency Waiver. Much to my surprise, the expedited Success/Fail Report arrived in just three (3) days! The report is too detailed to reprint here but the FOACFAC determined that I was nearly four (4) percent effective in achieving a representation of "Nominal Feline Reality Assuagement for the Human Leisure Circuit". For my own private research, should any listener ingest this audio treatment during unconsciousness, I have opened access to The Server for the receiving of Dreamishness Data.

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released November 24, 2020

All sounds made with guitars and pedals by Richard Glenn Schmidt in the summer and fall of 2020.

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Richard Glenn Schmidt Tampa, Florida

Resident of Tampa, Richard Glenn Schmidt, has been recording guitar loops, songs, and other strange sounds forever. He is a member of GYROJETS and Caduceus. He is an avid fan of the original Beverly Hills 90210 (pre-Tiffany-Amber Thiesen).

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